She is gone.
Gone with the wind.
Done for.
Everything MUST be put away IMMEDIATELY.
Do you get that way? Or is it just me?
And, not only do I want everything to be put away (magically of course), I want everything cleaned out, thrown out, and reorganized.
Including the Christmas goodies.
I want my skinny self back.
Seriously.
(Back then, when I was younger, I didn't even appreciate it.)
It's been missing for years and I want it back.
And that means my tiny butt.
I feel like a fat cow.
Pregnant.
With Quadruplets.
And yet, I still had four crunch cups while reading blogs and lying in bed at midnight last night.
Mom, WHY did you send all those treats home with us? If I need new clothes, you're buying. :o)
P.S. Skinny-Minnie, If you come back, I PROMISE to appreciate you!!!!!!!
9 comments:
HA! I could have written this whole post. I usually am content to wait till after the 1st to take down decorations, but I started two days ago. And this is the first year I've gained weight at the holidays. What the heck is that about???
I feel the same way, but I have another reason why I'm gaining weight so people have been more understanding as to why I want seconds or sometimes thirds on something. As for the decorations, I love mine and want them to stay up. My house is a little empty without them. Especially considering it was our first Christmas with a real tree, a big one, and I've bought probably close to 40 new ornaments and have received a lot of new decorations. I don't want them to go in storage! But it will be nice to have a clean house again and the Christmas stuff out of what will be the baby's room.
I know exactly what you mean. When I look at old pics of myself, I think, 'I was pretty cute,' but I never realized it at the time. Now, I when I ee my reflection, I just think, 'Wow, I look old!' By the way, I just wanted to say that I've always loved that Erma Bombeck quote (at the bottom of your page.)
I feel the exact same way in all areas mentioned.
As I eat a mini butterfinger...
You eat late at night too, huh? I was up till, well, way to late...and I was eating chips...go figure...literally...my figure left too.
Oh I love you...I was in bed last night with a bag of pretzels and a bowl of ranch dip...If I could only talk to my skinny self once again I would encourage it to live in a bikini because it's never going to look like that again!!!
Yes me too....weight gain...feel like a cow...mother cow.....decor is up....cleaning it out and got me cleaning ten other things out...just need more time to finish all of the projects I start. I cant wait to get to know you better through bloggy land.
you are too funny! I miss that too, my skinny self and so did not appreciate my pre 4 babies body! I wouldn't trade my kids for the body back (at least not most days!), but i do wish I would have savored that bikini body a bit more!
the treats won't stop!
i opened up a drawer a bit earlier... FULL of sweet goodness... Lord... keep me away... or my rear will pay! what am i saying my rear IS paying! :)
losing wt is nothing like it used to be! shoot!
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