First and foremost... I'm small busted.
And when I say, "small," I mean EXTRA small.
And proud of it (if I do say so myself). Always have been.
They don't sag because there's NOTHING there.
I love Kate Hudson... and let's just say, we're flat together.
The only thing I don't like about being small chested:
Buying bras.
OR
Swimsuits.
Or anything that has the boosum area already defined in it... like lingerie (like I'd wear that anyway - right honey?!).
So I've been eyeing the little girls bra sections at times. I've bought 2 or 3 before. BUT yesterday I looked at Gordman's. And much to my surprise, they ranged from $1.99 - $2.99. Now that's cheap! Yahoo! I'm all over that people.
And since places like Victoria Secret don't make bras for flat girls, I mean WOMEN... (WHY would they? They only SPECIALIZE in making bras after all! That would just make too much sense. But then again, they probably don't want FLAT women walking around advertising their stuff. When was the last time you saw a FLAT girl strutting down the V.S. catwalk on a commercial?) I'll just take my business to Target, Walmart, and Gordman's. After all... you just can't beat 3 bucks.
Hmph. So there.

5 comments:
what a great price! you SO cannot beat that...
I used to have a large C cup, almost D, and when I was pregnant or nursing (the two of which I was for almost 10 years straight) I was a D... (and proud of it!)
well then I quit nursing my littlest one and -shocker- wasn't yet pregnant with another baby... my boobs are gone. deflated and missing. I put out an APB alert, but haven't seen em yet. so now I'm like an A. AN A!!!! I had no idea that could happen to a person. But after a sad day of attempting to find a simple, comfy bra in the womens department, I may have to head over to the little girls area to see if I can't find something. thanks for the tip! :)
Yep. I can so relate. Got it from my mom. My sister who is well endowed, used to tease me and my mom. Mom told her that it was OK because one day my sister would be old with her boobs sagging on her lap while she and I would be the same...flat!
Never thought of the little girls section. Thanks for the idea.
You cannot beat those prices!
There is nothing better than scoring an unbelievable bargain!
Congrats to the sisters! Sounds like they have a few nice new digs!
oh ... to be able to do that!
ever since i was a little girl... i have always wanted to be flat!
i am big chested... and when i say big... i mean...
"thanks great granmmama... granmama... mama... for these big legacy things! :)
i have considered a reduction for years... but fortunately they have come down in size over the years... after the girlies... nursing... and all...thank goodness.
to find my size is almost impossible... i'm odd! i have to order them online!
girl when i was pregnant i was wearing an "f"... and my back measurement is a 30... impossible to find! when i nursed my boobs were bigger than their little heads! :) ha
awe... i so would love to be you!
:)
You're so lucky. I'm jealous. I'm on the other end of the spectrum. It's not fun either. :)
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